Language Whiz Prints

Department of Linguistics.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Sauce for the Goose

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Nerd tryouts.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"It's a swearbox."

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A gift to complete the man cave.

"You're famous, Angus."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Global Positioning Manual

The Communicator

Sub Editor

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Law 'N' Order

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.