Speech Superfan Gifts

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'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Changing Minds

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

MLK

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Press freedom makes democracy.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

William Pitt the Elder