Speech Superfan Pillows

Hanging off every word...

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Changing Minds

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

MLK

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Press freedom makes democracy.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'