Speech Stylish Pillows

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking in public...

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'She's so put together!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Queen of Upcycling!

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Absolutely not!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel