Style-conscious Pillows

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Keeping warm.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Dog Dressed to Eat