Speech Stylish Mugs

Unaccustomed as I am to speaking in public...

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Queen of Upcycling!

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Absolutely not!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.