Speculation Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for the speculation sage? Our collection features clever, thought-provoking items that celebrate curiosity and creative insights. Whether they love pondering big questions or enjoy playful humor about life's mysteries, you'll find something that sparks their imagination. These products make a wonderful gift for those who thrive on curiosity and intellectual musings, blending humor and creativity in every detail.

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"Instead of asking the meaning of life, most people now want to know how to make a living from investments."

"Instead of asking the meaning of life, most people now want to know how to make a living from investments." mockup

"Instead of asking the meaning of life, most people now want to know how to make a living from investments."

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night." mockup

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

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"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk." mockup

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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Tariff Adjustment

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'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...' mockup

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

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'Probably just another correctional movement.'

'Probably just another correctional movement.' mockup

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

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"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password." mockup

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

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"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation." mockup

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

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Department of Pure Speculation.

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.' mockup

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

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International Speculators

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.' mockup

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

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Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!" mockup

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have." mockup

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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Energy speculation.

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"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..." mockup

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

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"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me." mockup

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

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'Looks like the gods are angry.'

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'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

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'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

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