Speculation Sage Prints

"Instead of asking the meaning of life, most people now want to know how to make a living from investments."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Tariff Adjustment

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Department of Pure Speculation.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

International Speculators

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

Sixty is the new fifty mostly because all the money we saved in the last decade is gone.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Energy speculation.

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'And right here the company experienced a cataclysmic event of biblical proportions.'

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"