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"Instead of asking the meaning of life, most people now want to know how to make a living from investments."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

Tariff Adjustment

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Department of Pure Speculation.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

International Speculators

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

Energy speculation.

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

Liv Ullmann