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"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sigmund Freud.

That party went well.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Zenemies.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bishop with a crozier case.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

World crisis

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

The Lights

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"If we live on an Alp, what exactly is this that we're eating?"

Social studies.

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'