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"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sigmund Freud.

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

That party went well.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Rodin's Thinker.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bishop with a crozier case.

World crisis

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

The Lights

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

"If we live on an Alp, what exactly is this that we're eating?"

Social studies.