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"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Economy.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Long and Short term investments.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

Cheap Labour Countries.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'I'd jump but I'm out of shape.'