Speculative Investor T-Shirts

Dress their investing enthusiasm in humor with our witty T-shirts tailored for speculative investors. Comfortable, fun, and smart—perfect for casual days or coffee meetings with a financial twist.

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"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup." mockup

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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Stock market investment advice

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'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!' mockup

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .' mockup

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

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Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme. mockup

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

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'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

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"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts." mockup

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

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'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?' mockup

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

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'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.' mockup

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

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'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?' mockup

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

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'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?' mockup

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

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"What the hell happened to this town?" mockup

"What the hell happened to this town?"

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'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.' mockup

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

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"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory." mockup

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

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'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.' mockup

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

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'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!' mockup

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

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Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart. mockup

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

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'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...' mockup

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

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'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.' mockup

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

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"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation." mockup

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

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Department of Pure Speculation.

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Wall Street Down

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International Speculators

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Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market. mockup

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

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"We know stocks will go up but we don't know which ones or when."

"We know stocks will go up but we don't know which ones or when." mockup

"We know stocks will go up but we don't know which ones or when."

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Stock Market Adventure

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"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing." mockup

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

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"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!" mockup

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

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"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

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'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.' mockup

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

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"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice." mockup

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

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Speculative Investor T-Shirts Collection

Speculative Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for the speculative investor. Find witty, investment-themed mugs that will make their mornings more enjoyable.

Speculative Investor Pillows

Check out our playful pillows that celebrate the daring investor. Brighten up their space with clever designs and cozy comfort.

Speculative Investor Prints

Browse our vibrant prints for the speculative investor. These witty wall art pieces add a clever touch to any home or office with a penchant for risk.