Spear Chucking Champions Gifts

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Fish with Shield

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Chiropractor jokes.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"Shoo!"

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

Pinterest shaming

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'