Spaghetti Sensation Gifts

Spaghetto

The wonderful world of cheese.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"Quick swig first?"

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Guy Fieri

Cook and Octopus

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Spaghetti Mummy

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Start Sucking!"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

TACO

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Standoff

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Clint Eastwood

The Baking Sirens