Space-saving Exercise Seeker T-Shirts

Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Extreme miming"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Exercise Bars

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Step aerobics

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Fitness Course.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'I'm no good at push ups.'

Weightlifting.

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

How to lose weight.

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."