Space-saving Exercise Seeker Pillows

Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Extreme miming"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Exercise Bars

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Step aerobics

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Fitness Course.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

'I'm no good at push ups.'

Weightlifting.

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

How to lose weight.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'