Space Renegade Pillows

"This place is even weirder than I was led to expect."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Ready for a run!

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Music Freak.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Mary Quant.

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Model Village

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

Most folks just go with the white.

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'So much for energy saving.'

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

Zoning in Force

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

10k Corral.

"Landlady alert."