Numerical Renegade Pillows

Pistol Pete - the West's most Notorious Outlier

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

"OK, ready to go again?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Ready for a run!

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Music Freak.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Problem solving centre.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

Complaints (just kidding).

Mary Quant.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"I'm giving up giving up!"

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'