Numerical Renegade Gifts

Pistol Pete - the West's most Notorious Outlier

Queen of Upcycling!

Rock Climber

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Ready for a run!

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Music Freak.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Problem solving centre.

Complaints (just kidding).

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"I'm giving up giving up!"

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.