Space Novel Devourer T-Shirts

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

The book that will not be denied!

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Books versus TV.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Daily Mail Reader

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

King John

Literary Lunch

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."