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The book that will not be denied!

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Thanksgiving.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Books versus TV.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Daily Mail Reader

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

King John

Literary Lunch

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

Robert's cannabis doughnuts were a best seller!

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'