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Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Bookworm.

She required plenty of personal space.

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'

Literary Lunch

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

The book that will not be denied!

Thanksgiving.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Books versus TV.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Daily Mail Reader

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

King John

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'