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Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Bookworm.

She required plenty of personal space.

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'

Literary Lunch

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

The book that will not be denied!

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Books versus TV.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Daily Mail Reader

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

King John

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

"What does 'procrastinate' mean..."

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

Binge watching and whinge watching

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'