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"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Desert Island BBQ

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Wotan with eye patch

"I said slime."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Broomstick crash.

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Early model of baggage claim"