Novel Devourers T-Shirts

Books versus TV.

Man reading two books at once

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

The book that will not be denied!

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Thanksgiving.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Daily Mail Reader

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

King John

Literary Lunch

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

"What does 'procrastinate' mean..."

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'