Magazine Devourer T-Shirts

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

The car mechanic

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

She required plenty of personal space.

Paper Boy

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

The book that will not be denied!

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Magazine covers.

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Books versus TV.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Daily Mail Reader

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Rock climber getting books from top shelf