Magazine Devourer Pillows

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

The car mechanic

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

She required plenty of personal space.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

The book that will not be denied!

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Magazine covers.

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Books versus TV.

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"

Daily Mail Reader

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

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