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April Fools' Day

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

The book that will not be denied!

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Books versus TV.

'We interrupt this Congressional scandal to bring you the following White House scandal....'

2016 Policlicks

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

King John

Literary Lunch

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"At last — no Trump."