Digital News Devourer T-Shirts

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Paper Boy

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Extra! Extra! Stream all about it! It’s extra, so you may not need it, especially if you looked at your phone recently."

Books versus TV.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Daily Mail Reader

Fake news on social media

Literary Lunch

'Read ALL about IT! On ALL your !!#@X!! fancy Modern-day electronic devices,YA CHEAPSKATES!!'

'I feel useless: My Master has cancelled his newspaper subscription and reads his news online now...'

Drinking Together on Social Media

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

It wasn't easy, but I trained him to download the paper every morning.

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'

April Fools' Day

Man reading two books at once

'Frankly, it's not the bada-bing that worries me - it's the bada-boom.'

'I've trained him to fetch the paper.'

The car mechanic

'Nose and tits, three grand, and I'll chuck in a face-lift.'

Bookworm.

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