Space Novel Devourer Pillows

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

She required plenty of personal space.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Paper Boy

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

The book that will not be denied!

Thanksgiving.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Books versus TV.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Daily Mail Reader

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

King John

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

Literary Lunch

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'