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'Frankly, it's not the bada-bing that worries me - it's the bada-boom.'

The Anti-Agent

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

She required plenty of personal space.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Homes on Holmes"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Paper Boy

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Speak.'

The book that will not be denied!

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Any clues?"

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"We have ways of making you talk."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."