Detective Story Devourer Gifts

'Frankly, it's not the bada-bing that worries me - it's the bada-boom.'

The Anti-Agent

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Paper Boy

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Speak.'

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

The book that will not be denied!

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Any clues?"

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple