Detective Story Devotee Gifts

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

The Anti-Agent

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

'Speak.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Marriage Crash Investigation

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Trevor Eve