Detective Stories Devotee Gifts

Bird Mafia

The Anti-Agent

Good Cop, Bad Cop

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Speak.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Any clues?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Marriage Crash Investigation

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

Schlock Holmes