Tv Show Devourer Gifts

The reason I produce children's tv I hate 'em I want to belittle and humiliate them as much as I can get away with.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Spoiler alert."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

She required plenty of personal space.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Paper Boy

The book that will not be denied!

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Thanksgiving.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

Books versus TV.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Daily Mail Reader

'Did I ever tell you that I had a TV show idea called 'Super Nanny' years before this one?. . . Except mine was about a crime-fighting goat.'

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Ron Adagio, the only person in Hollywood who has been in a movie, but hasn't yet starred in his own sitcom.'

Literary Lunch

"Then there is the episode when Kirk and Spock get stuck on this planet...."

"Tell you what, Clancy, nobody puts donuts away like an FBI agent."

King John

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.