Soybean Savant Gifts

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Binge Watch

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Sir Edward Elgar

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Sandwich snob.

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Anton Bruckner.

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Canadian Jesus

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

Benjamin Britten.

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

Happy Holiday Trees

Vitamin D

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"I was going to make dinner but we are all out of peanut butter and jelly."