Sushi Savant Gifts

Sushi

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Sir Edward Elgar

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Sushi and the Cat

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Delivery!"

Trawling for Fish.

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Sandwich snob.

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Anton Bruckner.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Feng Sushi

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'