Sushi Savant Gifts

Sushi

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Sir Edward Elgar

"Delivery!"

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Trawling for Fish.

Sushi and the Cat

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Sandwich snob.

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

Feng Sushi

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Who's the sushi?'

"This just came in!"