Southern Gothic Fan Gifts

Carson McCullers

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Transylvanian Snails.

Vampire Umbrella

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Drunk Vampire

Get Your Shot

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

Vampire afternoon tea.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Vampire practical jokes.