Southern Gothic Fan Gifts

Carson McCullers

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Bram Stoker

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Transylvanian Snails.

Get Your Shot

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Drunk Vampire

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

Vampire afternoon tea.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Wolfman riding in the Car