Soupy Scribe Gifts

'Is your alphabet soup ASCII or Unicode?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'On Company Time: A Novel'

Alexander Pope

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Aleksandr Skiabin

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

Monk on PC.

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Fortune Teller.

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

Hollywood Writers Strike

"I didn't know Don Quixote was a republican."

"Stop the presses!" "Press the stops!"

The Rake's Progress - Surrounded by artists and professors.

Our Lady of Perpetual Kvetching

"Hurry up. I might want out."

'Bay-owulf.'

"Copywriting is too 'writing.'"

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

"We were hit by tycoons."

'How did the facelift go?'

"I'm not a real doctor, because I was I'd be sued for telling you this about Verocyl."