Soup Samurais Gifts

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Not whale stew again.'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"