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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'Not whale stew again.'

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."