Symbolism Samurais T-Shirts

"I didn't know my eyebrows looked like that."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Lemniskate

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Then what happened?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Decapitated coffee.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

The Idea of America.

Life and Death

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Charles Baudelaire

New life (organ donation)

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Nemesisyphus"

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Meow...."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Flower Painting