Symbolism Samurais Mugs

"I didn't know my eyebrows looked like that."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Lemniskate

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Then what happened?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Decapitated coffee.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

The Idea of America.

Life and Death

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

New life (organ donation)

Charles Baudelaire

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Holy Mackerel!"

Flower Painting

"Nemesisyphus"

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Meow...."

Pacifying Syria