Soul Traders T-Shirts

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Born to raise interest rates.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

The Anti-Materialist

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Toys - Business Model.

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

The church of our lady of wall street.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"That's what we look like naked??"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'Stick on Souls'

How?