Soul Traders Prints

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Born to raise interest rates.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

The church of our lady of wall street.

Toys - Business Model.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

How?

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'