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'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Blues artis's daily list

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The Anti-Materialist

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

The church of our lady of wall street.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"