Sorceress Gifts

"And now from downtown!"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Computer Expert

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Master Mum

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Quwaket

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Groovy witch.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

BB King.