Green-thumb Sorceress Gifts

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Mother Nature

Cats and gardens.

Monkey-artist

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot