Green Thumb Cheerleader Gifts

Monkey-artist

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Is it organic?'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Gardener

Getting Rid of the Cure

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.