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"And now from downtown!"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Computer Expert

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Witches of Instagram

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"What a midfield wizard!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Master Mum

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Groovy witch.

Quwaket

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.