Scent Sorceress T-Shirts

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

Witches of Instagram

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Pheromones.

Maestro

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

"And now from downtown!"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'What's that your wearing?'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"That shampoo was delicious!"